Dear Zachary - 2008, Movie

An amazingly powerful documentary I never need to see again.

It by Stephen King - 1986, Book

Describe what's scaring me, not what being scared is like.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull-2008, Movies

Not good, not terrible.  Too much CGI.  And aliens?  WTF.

Beowulf (Digital 3-D) - 2007, Movie

The 3-D's realness makes my brain hurt. Occasional Olde English.

Piper PA28-161 Warrior III - Late 1990's, Airplane

Slow, noisy, cramped, glides like brick. Also, can't be spun.

Crash - 2004, Movie

Star bloated cast teaches that hugging your maid defeats racism.